So I’m now receiving direct mail for hearing aids. If there is in fact a type of direct mail I might want, this isn’t it. I like to think I’m too young to be on a target list for people possibly in need of a “FREE hearing evaluation,” and yet on one I must be. And now I’m forced to face a tough question: how do they know!
I’m no spring wandering chicken anymore, I’m afraid. My hearing is in fact getting worse, I have terrible night vision, and I’m balding. No, let me rephrase. I’m going bald. That’s an inconvenient fact I can no longer deny…
Which brings me up another thing. I’ve been told by many women that they think bald men are sexy. I have no reason to believe this sentiment isn’t true and held by a fair number of the fairer sex. What I struggle to believe is that they think “balding” men are sexy. It’s an important distinction, I think. I mean, what exactly is attractive about a bald spot?
