On the NBA Lockout
In his latest column, “If I Ruled The (NBA) World,” The Sports Guy Bill Simmons returns to one of his favorite topics: how the NBA would be perfect if only he were in charge. His whole “Common Sense GM” thing is mostly tongue-in-cheek, but he goes to this well so often that you have to assume he believes there’s at least some truth in it. And admittedly it’s usually entertaining — parts rational solutions, cockamamie ideas, and willful ignorance of reality. And this latest column on the lockout indulges all of them.
Yet Simmons main problem is not that he has bad ideas, it’s that nearly all of them exist within a current system that is fundamentally flawed. He wants David Stern, the players and the NBA generally to embrace radical ideas but you can’t effectively do that if you’re stuck in the box to begin with. The best you can hope for is incremental improvement. It’s like the tax or healthcare systems in this U.S. Unless you throw the whole thing out and start from scratch, all you’ll get is change at the edges that does nothing to solve structural problems.
Here are a couple of things I know about the NBA (which incidentally are true of the NHL and MLB as well).
- The NBA is nothing like the NFL.
- There are not even close to 25 cities that can reasonably support a professional basketball team.
- The NBA can do nothing to ensure competitive balance or that all of its teams are profitable.
- The NBA Players Union has outlived its usefulness.
Let’s take a look at them one by one (after the break).
Games described as forgotten typically earn that classification because they deserve to disappear; traditionally, it’s a modifier historians use to marginalize or dismiss a given event. But this game is “forgotten” in an actual sense: There’s almost no record of its existence. Fewer than 500 people watched it happen. It was not televised and there’s no videotape. It wasn’t broadcast on the radio. Only a couple of small-circulation newspapers made mention of what transpired, and — because it happened before the Internet — Googling the contest’s details is like searching for a glossy photograph of Genghis Khan. The game has disappeared from the world’s consciousness, buried by time and devoid of nostalgia. And this, of course, is not abnormal. Junior college basketball games from 1988 are not historic landmarks. We are conditioned to forget who won (or lost) the opening round of the North Dakota state juco tournament because those are moments society does not need to remember. They don’t even qualify as trivia.
But something crazy happened in this particular game.
Chuck Klosterman | Three-Man Weave
The Bill Simmons grantland.com project launched today, and Chuck Klosterman proved with his first column he’s the (not-so) secret weapon.
Source: steinbergsports
Well, first of all, you don’t smoke peyote.
Phil Jackson | responding to Dallas Maverick’s coach Rick Carlisle’s press conference comment:
My belief is that he’ll retire for a while, but I don’t know how long you can go to Montana and meditate and … smoke peyote or whatever he does there. He’s gonna get bored, and I mean that in an endearing way.
NBA Predictions Revisited
The NBA playoffs begin today. I can’t recall a more wide-open race for the crown — with no clear favorite in either conference and at least six teams with reasonable title hopes. The Spurs, Lakers and Thunder in the West, and the Bulls, Heat and Celtics in the East, could all win the championship. Each will have to elevate their game and overcome some serious flaws (and likely get some lucky breaks), but they’ve all got the tools.
But before offering my playoff predictions, I thought I’d instead revisit my early season predictions to see how I fared. Unsurprisingly, the answer is: not well. Let’s run it down.
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ESPN to GQ: How About the Un-Coolest Athletes of All Time?
Patrick Hruby over at ESPN.com’s Page 2 just posted a hilarious list in response to our recent cover about The 25 Coolest Athletes of All Time. “The magazine took the easy way out,” he argues. “We’re celebrating the dorks. The tools. The iconic athletes remembered and — quick, what’s the opposite of ‘revered?’ — for being uncool.” His list is only a dozen strong (including the likes of Peyton Manning, Alex Rodriguez, Kurt Rambis and—the most inspired choice—Lucy Van Pelt) but he’s crowdsourcing ESPN Nation for more names. So let’s help the guy out!
Our off-the-top-of-our-head nominees: Will Perdue, Tie Domi, Bill Romanowski, Johnny Weir, Randy Johnson and Rae Carruth.
Um, this is total heresy. Rambis uncool? As a fan who grew up on Showtime, I take serious issue. Unless, of course ESPN really means that Rambis was so uncool as to be in fact the coolest guy ever.
Oh, and don’t get me started on that “opposite of revered” aside. Outside of Magic Johnson, Jerry West, Kareem Abdul Jabaar, Elgin Baylor, Wilt Chamberlain, James Worthy, Kobe Bryant (all Top 50 Hall of Fame players, mind you), there is maybe no Laker more revered than Rambis. Maybe Derek Fisher and Michael Cooper. Maybe.
UPDATE: Okay, so I read the article. The author at least admits that Rambis was “so profoundly uncool that he actually became the opposite.” Then why include him on the list?
Source: ESPN
A Response to Wilbon
Michael Wilbon is probably best known as a talking head on ESPN’s Pardon the Interruption and as a studio analyst for the network’s NBA broadcasts. Wilbon’s day job, however, had been as a sports columnist for The Washington Post. He and his PTI partner were like the Siskel & Ebert of sports, two metro writers talking shop to a national audience. Now Wilbon has left the newspaper and joined the ESPN.com writing staff. His first article is something of a personal introduction - a kind of “What I think” piece. There’s not much to it really, but this one point did jump out at me:
The NBA and the players’ union should agree on a rule that keeps kids out of the league for two years following their high school graduation. Whether they go to college, the D-League or overseas is their business. But the NBA should make them serve an apprenticeship somewhere. Any industry has the right to determine terms of work. The NFL says three years and makes it stick because it’s been collectively bargained. The NBA and the college game and, most importantly, the kids in question would be better off staying two years in college. For every Kobe, KG, T-Mac and Dwight Howard, I’ll point out a Kwame Brown and Korleone Young and Eddy Curry. Tell me Kwame wouldn’t be a better player and have made boatloads more money had he gone to the University of Florida. I don’t have patience for people who tell me, especially in the case of African-American kids, that education is an impediment to success. It’s not an inalienable right to play professional basketball. Two years.
There’s nothing terribly controversial about Wilbon’s position on this matter, of course. He’s correct that the NBA has every right to set working conditions (assuming those conditions are collectively bargained), but his primary argument for imposing age requirements - that incoming players would be better if forced to serve some kind of “apprenticeship” - isn’t particularly compelling, and I think besides the point.


